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  • Don't take hold of what cannot be let go

    He who would eat - a coconut - must beware his anus For if no care - is taken where - entry exceeds exit Then you are blocked - even half-cocked, - the result quite heinous So ill conceived - endeavour choked - and laxa…

  • There are four nations within the geographical British Isles: There are the Scots, who are a well balanced people … with a chip on each shoulder.There are the Welsh, who pray on their knees … and on their neighbours.Ther…

  • An example of the difficulties of translation of meaning and intent, even between two dialects of the same language. Quote from Pulp Fiction : Marcellus speaks: Original dialect from the colonies to the west of the Nor…

  • Most people that have every been born are dead and by the end of this century, everyone reading this will have joined them.Whew! Talk about the silent majority!

  • The traditional approach of military discipline trying to cope with a more humanitarian approach to training. Brings back memories for me.

  • A newly wed Israelite male was exempt from the army during the first year of his marriage. He was encouraged to spend that time with his wife and « make her rejoice » (that's give her a good seeing to on a regular basis,…

  • Hi Charlie, Thanks for volunteering to put this clip on my site for me. I'm glad you're no longer mad at me for all those visits to your missus when you were on night duty. Your idea of apologising to the Septics about …

  • Newsflash! This is the BBC! Dense fog is reported in the Channel! Europe is cut off!

  • Of late, I've begun to surf French property to buy next year when I sell my property in London near Heathrow. At times, a fun thing to do. For instance, this photo is of a bathroom "ensemble" is on an open landing at the…

  • I realised a long time ago I have a sick sense of humour, mainly because people keep telling me that was the case. I just proved it to myself. I just stumbled across the youtube series of « Ned calls … » where some Sept…

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